You’re awesome at what you do. I’m awesome at the internet. Let’s make you awesome at what you do – on the internet.
Now, you know your business needs a blog. A blog exponentially increases your business’s SEO, connects you to future clients/customers/vendors, and – ultimately – helps you make more money. But every time you sit down in front of your computer, all you see are problems.
What, fortheloveofpete, are you supposed to write about?
You’ve figured out what you should write about, buuuuut you sort of hate writing.
Everything you write about your company comes out sounding like hard-sell, used-car-salesman malarkey.
Your company has a blog – and you’re posting regularly! – but nobody’s reading it. Except your mom.
Those press releases and pitches you sent to bloggers? Ignored.
Your Twitter and Facebook profiles? As popular as a wiener dog on a LOLcats site.
Are these your problems? I’ve got solutions – 2 of ‘em.
Solution Session: $1000
This is a one-day, one-on-one workshop for small businesses,entrepreneurs, and creatives. Together, we create a tailor-fit, totally-doable, instantly-implementable plan for your internet domination.
I send you a workbook full of idea-sparking, thought-provoking questions.
You tell me about yourself, your business, goals, team, skill set, available time, cat’s nicknames.
We pow wow (over skype or maybe in person) for an hour or two, getting clear on what you want (more customers!) and what you don’t (to spend hours slaving over one blog post!)
You duck away for a massage or lunch with friends and I spend the next 4-5 hours crafting a plan for internet awesome, designed to fit – exactly – your skills, goals, and available time. That evening, we reconvene for about an hour to debrief, clarify, and internet high five.
Here’s what you’ll walk away with:
3-month blogging plan. Post ideas + titles! Content outlines! Checklists!
List of 10 unique-to-your-niche bloggers to pitch
Blogger-engagement plan, so those bloggers actually respond to your pitch
2 non-cheesy, human-sounding pitch templates (one for guest posts, one for products)
Basic Facebook and Twitter plans to promote your blog posts + engage your followers + interact with your peers and mentors
List of suggested improvements to your current website/blog/shop
In one day we’ll solve heaps of your internet problems and bring you closer to internet domination. Done and done.
Clever Session: $250
Maybe you don’t quite need a full-blown Solution Session.
But you want to pick my brain about monetizing your blog.
Or you need help brainstorming blog post ideas.
Or your want to render you social media strategy amazing.
Or you know there’s a great product idea bouncing around your brain, but you can’t nail it down.
We start with that same workbook and (again!) we get real on what you want.
What do you get in a Clever Session?
- One 90-minute Skype session
- Tailored action plan of 5 steps to get you where you want to go. Bring in more advertisers! Boost your traffic! Write better, more engaging blog posts! Promote that amazing product!
- An easy to implement plan to get all this done (Like, checklists. Swoooon!)
How did I discover these solutions? The hard way. I’ve been blogging seven days a week for 4.5 years (!) and been featured in places like Forbes.com, Glamour magazine, and Problogger. I’ve built an audience of 11,000+ daily readers. I’ve helped clients get national press, grow from zero Twitter followers to 4,400+ in the space of a year, and gain recognition throughout the blogosphere (and real life.)
Ready to solve those internet problems? Book a session today!
Nice things people say about working with me:
Our Solution Session with Sarah was so helpful. In addition to evaluating our current situation and offering some big picture goals, she gave us some very real, step-by-step action items to get us going on the road to internet greatness. The session was worth its weight in gold. Von Bargen, you say? Von Bargain, I say.
- Molly Nagel-Driessen, GearTrack
I spent 20 minutes at lunch yesterday with my girlfriends talking about how wonderful Sarah is. I fully realized as I started talking about her how much she does for me and how absolutely amazing she is at it! I like to refer to her as my ‘Magical Unicorn’. Her ability to create incredible copy at lightning fast speed is only one of her qualities that makes her indispensable to me! I could go on and on, but we’d have to meet for lunch…
- Julie Merriman Wray, Olivine’s Charm School
The most professional, pragmatic, and process-driven consultant that we found when looking for outside help to launch our fashion/ lifestyle blog. Her guidance has been invaluable in the protocols for engaging with other bloggers to efficiently develop our own content base. Working with Sarah saved us a lot of time and money because we were able to leverage her extensive experience and her high level of clarity about how to accomplish our goals.
- Garnet Heramen, Karina Dresses/The Karina Chronicles